Happy April Foal’s Day!
While we discourage you from pranking your horse, as horses don’t understand pranks, we thought it would be great to share some horse related humor on this fine, spring day! There are many horse jokes and puns, but these ones are our favorites.
What did the mare say to her foal?
“It’s pasture bedtime.”
Why did the horse run away in the middle of its wedding?
It got colt feet!
What do you call your neighbors horse?
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey!” and the horse replies “you read my mind!”
Why did the pony want to skip the opening act of the show?
He was there to see the mane event.
What did the mare say to her baby when he was causing a ruckus?
“Quit foaling around!”
What do you call a nocturnal horse?
“A true night-mare!”
Did you hear about Steve’s horse? He had to go to the emergency vet. But good news! He is stable.
A couple of horses decided to form a band called “The Foals.” It turns out they have quite the colt following.
What do you call a well-travelled stallion?
Did you hear that Old Man Nelson loved to stand behind his horse? He just got a kick out of it.
What do you give to your horse when he has a sore throat? Cough stirrup!
*Not medically accurate advice
My friend was possessed by an equestrian demon, so we had to call an ex-horse-ist!
We hope you enjoyed this brief change of topic to something a little light more hearted and fun. As always, we encourage you to stay tuned for horse medical advice and news. So quit foaling around and join our Newsletter, so you receive all the important updates that we have to share so you don’t have to worry about missing out.